Some individual I’ve been following in twitter for a while has set up a twitter account and calls himself @ceoSteveJobs. He uses the Name: Steve Jobs; Location: Apple but his bio tells the whole story. It reads: “Bio: I don’t care what you think of me. You care what I think of you. Of course this is a parody account.”
Hilarious one-liners
Nevertheless, while it’s evident that the tweets lacks authenticity, the tweets are downright hilarious one-liners that every Apple fan-boy or fan-girl should get a kick out of.
10. iPhone 4: Reinventing the way you hold your phone, again.
9. Oh yeah, everyone’s been holding the mouse wrong too.
8. Some fool who broke his iPhone is taking us to court. Just what I need: a glass action lawsuit.
7. Mac OS 10.7 will shake up worldwide sales with a new glassy look and feel. Introducing: SnowGlobe Leopard.
6. Be careful not to leave your #iPhone4 at the Genius Bar on the way out of the store. Gizmodo might pick it up.
5. Apple accessories are getting out of control… I just saw a belt clip for the Mac Pro.
4. Because of me, a whole generation is going to grow up hating beach balls.
3. I think we’ve exhausted the letter “i”. It’s time to move on to “j”.
2. Just found a Microsoft Courier prototype in a bar… Left it there.
drum roll please….
1. I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic.’ Now when I plug it in, iTunes tells me ‘The Titanic is syncing.’
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