Some individual I’ve been following in twitter for a while has set up a twitter account and calls himself @ceoSteveJobs. He uses the Name: Steve Jobs; Location: Apple but his bio tells the whole story. It reads: “Bio: I don’t care what you think of me. You care what I think of you. Of course this is a parody account.”

Hilarious one-liners

Nevertheless, while it’s evident that the tweets lacks authenticity, the tweets are downright hilarious one-liners that every Apple fan-boy or fan-girl should get a kick out of.

10. iPhone 4: Reinventing the way you hold your phone, again.

9. Oh yeah, everyone’s been holding the mouse wrong too.

8. Some fool who broke his iPhone is taking us to court. Just what I need: a glass action lawsuit.

7. Mac OS 10.7 will shake up worldwide sales with a new glassy look and feel. Introducing: SnowGlobe Leopard.

6. Be careful not to leave your #iPhone4 at the Genius Bar on the way out of the store. Gizmodo might pick it up.

5. Apple accessories are getting out of control… I just saw a belt clip for the Mac Pro.

4. Because of me, a whole generation is going to grow up hating beach balls.

3. I think we’ve exhausted the letter “i”. It’s time to move on to “j”.

2. Just found a Microsoft Courier prototype in a bar… Left it there.

drum roll please….

1. I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic.’ Now when I plug it in, iTunes tells me ‘The Titanic is syncing.’

Follow Him @CEOSteveJobs

an old photo back in the 60`s or 70`s not sure…

when kids used to take thier nap in the kindergarden,,,

i m wondering how the teachers were able to manage this!??

What’s different from older iPod Nanos?

The revamped OS—which is not iOS, sez Apple—doesn’t offer much in the way of new capabilities over the old Nano, since it’s focused on a streamlined control scheme. You navigate just the way you’d expect, by poking around with your finger, and twisting two fingers rotates the screen (if you happen to have it upsidedown?). There’s a home screen which you can populate with your most-used items, rearranged by tapping and holding, just like on iOS devices.

But, alas, gone are the older Nano’s video camera and video playback capabilities—the true multimedia iPod now is the iPod Touch—but the new Nano does photos, which you can manipulate with multitouch.

from: Apple

President Barack Obama has written a children’s book entitled “Of Thee I Sing: A Letter to My Daughters,” according to a news release from Random House.

A 500,000-copy first edition is scheduled to be released on November 16.

The illustrated book, according to Random House, is “a moving tribute to thirteen groundbreaking Americans and the ideals that have shaped our nation — from the artistry of Georgia O’Keeffe, to the courage of Jackie Robinson, to the patriotism of George Washington.”

It “celebrates the characteristics that unite all Americans — the potential to pursue our dreams and forge our own paths,” said Chip Gibson, head of Random House Children’s Books.

The manuscript was completed before Obama took office in 2009, the news release stated.

Proceeds from the book, which has a suggested retail price of $17.99, will be donated to a scholarship fund for children of fallen and disabled soldiers.

Obama also wrote the international bestsellers “Dreams from My Father” and “The Audacity of Hope.”

Source: CNN

cute!

since we read about it earlier it was a  masterpiece by the famous designer karim rasheed ..

me & Abdullah are a huge fan of his work… see the the photo:) and plz dont ever ever think and try thier food as we did!:/ im still regerting it!:P

فكرة 1: الدراما – ظهر مسح صادر عن مجموعة المرشدين العرب أن نسبة مشاهدة المسلسلات الدرامية العربية ترتفع الى ما يقارب الضعف خلال رمضان بالمقارنة مع باقي شهور السنة..فاقتنص الفرصة بجذب ضعف الجمهور بنفس الجهد.

- كيف؟: وفر مطعمك أو صالونك مثلا لتصوير بعض المشاهد حتى تحصل على ميزة ذكر اسم المشروع بشكل يومي في نهاية المسلسل وأثناء ظهور الممثلين في الموقع.

فكرة 2 : القرقيعان – لا تخطيء الظن بأن عادة القرقيعان في الكويت هي للأطفال فقط! استغل ليالي 12 و 13 و 14 من رمضان في تذكر عملاءك الحاليين والسابقين والمحتملين.

- كيف؟: ابدع في تغليف علبة الحلويات وأرفق بطاقة تحمل اسم مشروعك وعناوين موقعك الالكتروني وصفحة الفيسبوك.

فكرة 3 : المعارض الرمضانية- قدم منتجات خاصة برمضان للمهتمين من خلال تواجدك في المعارض الرمضانية.

- كيف؟ : ميز منتجاتك بتغليف مبتكر وقدم عروضا تضمن لك تحقيق هامش ربح أقل مقابل البيع بكميات أكبر.

فكرة 4- عيدكم مبارك: لا تستهن بالمعايدات والمناسبات الاجتماعية فالناس تحب من يتذكرها في المناسبات السعيدة وليس خلال العروض والخصومات فقط، فاذا أحببت عملاؤك أن ينذكروك فتذكرهم.

- كيف؟: حدث قاعدة البيانات وتأكد من حصولك على أرقام الهواتف النقالة والبريد الالكتروني.

فكرة 5: فوازير رمضان – ليس ضروريا أن تكون راعي ماسي حتى يعرف الجمهور اسم مشروعك..بل بكل بساطة قدم هدايا عينية أو كوبونات شراء في المسابقات والفوازير الرمضانية، فتفاعل المشاركين مع هذه البرامج كفيل بتكرار اسم مشروعك على مسامع الجمهور.

- كيف؟: أعد قائمة بأهم برامج المسابقات والفوازير في القنوات المحلية الاذاعية والتلفزيونية واعرض هداياك على معد البرنامج

BY Al Dewaniya Marketing .

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I didnt like it at all!! its not an ad its a a soap opera!:P wayeed 6eweell o predectable! and over dramatic!

i dont even think this number is accurate though! are we really losing 400 in Ramadhan!!

enough copying guys! i saw this idea like 1000 time in a ramadhan for a motor company or a traffic department!

what do u think?